IanCo.



IanCo. is a Meloncraft company founded by iandioch. At the moment it employs no-one, and is only active in the suicide booth industry, with its copyrighted 'Kill-Us Kiosks' brand. The IanCo. motto is "Je voudrais le fromage. J'aimerais le fromage. J'ai le fromage". It is in Melonfrench, and describes someone dreaming of, wanting, then getting, cheese. It is probably some form of metaphor. The IanCo. Labs motto is "Je Suis le Fromage", continuing the aforementioned possible metaphor. Through experimentation, the player has become the metaphorical cheese. IanCo. is the best company in Meloncraft simply because it is the only one offering metaphorical virtual cheese.

Kill-Us Kiosks So far the only active Kiosk is next to iandioch's house in Siena. [NOW GONE. :(] It is a deathtrap-style booth. Press the button on the outside to enter. Once inside, stand on the block on the right at the back under the other button, then press to die. Please note that excessive lag may cause the redstone to malfunction, so you may need to press multiple times to die. These kiosks are free to use. Another, more compact and efficient suicide booth is usable at Spawn on MiniMeloncraft.

'''IanCo. Cartography''' That's right, we're now in the mappping business! While we may actually sell in-game maps at some point, at the moment, IanCo. Cartography is offering out-of-game non-real-time labelled maps. It is actually hard to put towns or builds in location in relation to each other in your head. I have no idea where anything really is actually. We are relying too much on our rail and stargates So here is the latest update of the IanCo. Map of the Meloncraft World. When we make sufficient progress, we may release a NOVA map too.

 Click on the map to open it. You can zoom in and browse.

'''IanCo. Sports''' IanCo. is now in the sporting industry! Yeah Baby! The new IanCo. Insanity Arena is under construction near Siena. Built to be able to handle giants, it is the place to be for PvE, PvP, Spleef, and maybe even boating competitions! So head on over to the IanCo. Insanity Arena to check it out, or ask around for a review!

On MiniMeloncraft, IanCo. built some small mechanisms in collaberation with MeCSiCo., including a creative-mode Suicide Booth and a 'Melon-o-Matic' melon dispenser. They utilised compact redstone, simple ideas, and common instructions to serve a quirky and fun purpose.

Future Ventures Rest assured, suicide booths will not be the only IanCo. service. iandioch is considering implementing experimentation labs, squid dispensation systems, travel options, archaeology centres, and shopping, when and if I have the time. It is likely that IanCo. will join the agricultural industry soon, offering many positions in arable AND pastoral farming. Also expect a renewal the 'Iandioch's Rest Stop' franchise under the new IanCo. banner.